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Dick Cheney

Page history last edited by Noah Diamond 7 years, 1 month ago

Dick Cheney

 

IMPORTANT: If you are experiencing a Dick Cheney emergency (i.e., Dick Cheney is in your house right now), please stop reading and contact the proper authorities immediately. Try to avoid direct eye contact with the Cheney, although he will often attack even if unprovoked. If this happens, the Cheney may be momentarily detained with either raw meat or crude oil. 

 

 

A group of frightened townspeople battle the Cheney

 

Background

 

Dick Cheney originated in a Wyoming genetic research laboratory. Although the details of the experiment are still unknown, it is believed that the Cheney is a hybrid creature, having the body of a man and the heart of a rock. In addition to its native Wyoming, the Cheney has been spotted in Texas and Washington D.C.

 

Recent activities 

 

Served as Vice President of the United States (court appointed), 2001-2008.

 

See also

 

 

 


 

Photograph: Kim Moscaritolo, Amanda Sisk, Ellie Dvorkin, Dick Cheney, Noah Diamond, Corey Moosa

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